Deceptively simple commit message. This is a massive change that completely reworks the most fundamental part of the API. Not only does it remove the push logging, it also restructures logging to give better insight into what happens during an API call.
This was happening because I was calling die() in an API call...which preemptively killed the script. The API didn't set some variables and everything broke. Better not to die() anyways so that stuff actually gets logged.
When I added transactions to everything a while back I neglected to notice that the Patreon initialize echoes some JavaScript and then dies. The die() was rolling back the transaction where the token and stuff got inserted.
